Ten
classic quotes
Some witticisms from
the 'voice of darts'
Sid Waddell: The voice of darts (from skysports)
Sky
Sports darts commentator Sid Waddell has died at the age of 72. Here are 10 of
his most memorable quotes:
"When
Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more
worlds to conquer... (Eric) Bristow's only 27."
"Big
Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open
taking the lid off something cool and fizzy."
"As
Freud said to Jung in Vienna,
you can psych up too much for a darts match."
"Bristow
reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!"
"Keith
Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!" - Deller would go on
to win the 1983 World Championship final against Bristow with a 138 finish.
"The
atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could
hear the vinegar sizzle on them."
"This
lad has more checkouts than Tescos."
"If
we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone
home."
"William
Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor
could take out a processed pea."
"There's only one word for it - 'magic darts'."
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